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Subject: The Truth About The Bible And Evolution
God created the heavens and the earth and all the
animals. Then he created a garden of eden from
which he created man from the dust. He called
this man Adam. God saw that Adam was lonely
so he caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and
while Adam was asleep God took one of Adam’s
ribs and created a woman to keep Adam company.
God only wanted Adam and Eve in the garden of
eden and the animals on the earth. Adam and Eve
would never destroy the garden of eden and the
animals would never destroy the earth. That would
have gone on for eternity. God did not give Adam
and Eve the knowledge of evil or the power to
create. Everyone thinks of Lucifer as the devil or
satan from hell. This is not true. Lucifer was one
of God’s angels. God called him the morning
star. Lucifer rose up in evil against God and
God drove him from Heaven. In order to get
back at God, Lucifer came down to the garden
of eden and put the evil in the tree of knowledge
of good. Then it became the tree of knowledge
of good and evil. God saw the evil and he warned
Adam and Eve not to eat from it or they would
surely die. God went away and while he was gone
Lucifer tried to get Eve to eat from the tree
of knowledge of good and evil. Eve told Lucifer
that God said that they would surely die. Lucifer
lied to Eve and said that they would not die and
that they would live forever. Then Lucifer told
Eve that he would make them into Gods. What
Lucifer was saying was that God created you, now
I will give you the power to create. So Eve fell
for Lucifer’s lies and she ate from the tree of
knowledge of good and evil. Then she got Adam
to eat from it. When they did their eyes were
opened and they saw that they were naked. So
it was Lucifer that gave Adam and Eve the power
to have sex and create. It wasn’t God. Adam and
Eve ran and hid from God. When God found
them and he found out that they had eatin’ from
the tree of knowledge of good and evil, he
condemed them both and drove them from the
garden, never to return. God told Adam and Eve
that from dust you came and dust you shall
return. God punished Lucifer by turning him
into a snake to eat the dust of the other animals.
When Adam and Eve were outside the garden
of eden they still had a choice. If they had gone
with the goodness of God and not had sex and
created, then we would not be here. But they went
with the evil and the power that Lucifer gave them
and they had sex and created. Then Adam and
Eve started lying and said it was God’s way.
But it wasn’t God’s way, it was Lucifer’s way of
worse than worse than incest. Now I am going to
explain what I mean by worse than worse than
incest. If Adam came from the dust and Eve
came from the dust there would be no incest
between them. And what ever they created would
have been a true son and daughter. Or a true
brother and sister. When they had sex to keep the
population going that would have been incest.
And what ever they created would have been
closer flesh. A true brother and sister committing
incest cannot create a son or daughter. They
only create closer flesh because the flesh is
closer than they were to begin with. So the first
way would be incest and closer flesh. Now if
Adam came from the dust and Eve came from
the dust and they had true sons and daughters
and Adam had sex with his daughters and Eve
had sex with her sons to keep the population
going, that would have been worse than incest
and they would have created closer than closer
flesh. The closer the flesh the worse the incest.
So the second way would have been worse than
incest and closer than closer flesh. The way it
happened was that Adam had sex with his own
flesh. Eve was bone of his bone and flesh of his
flesh. And that was worse than worse than incest
and they created closer than closer than closer
flesh. So when you marry someone you are
marrying someone that is 3 times closer than a
true brother and sister. That’s why people create
birthdefects and deformaties. Here are just a few
examples. The blind, deaf, handicapped, mentally
retarded, shemales, midgets, giants, serial
murderers, childmolesters and many more. We
are all birthdefects because we all have the
knowledge of evil. Most people believe that Jesus
came from God. That’s not true. Jesus came from
Mary having sex with another man while Joseph
was off fighting in a war. Jesus grew up and
found out the truth from the priests who didn’t
get married and have sex. But the priests didn’t
want to stir up trouble by telling everyone the
truth. So Jesus found 12 other men and he told
them the truth. Then with their help he tried to
tell everyone that in the eyes of God they were
committing incest by getting married and having
sex. They all got upset and angry and they
crucified him. Jesus went back to the dust just
like everyone before him and after him. Just
where God told Adam and Eve they would go.
From dust you came and dust you shall return.
Jesus was a 33 year old virgin who gave his life
trying to keep us from being born from sin into
a sinful world. Long before Jesus was born
there were thousands of slaves that ran off
around the world and started their own countries.
When these slaves ran off there was a large group
of men and boys, of all different ages and sizes,
that took off and ended up in Africa. Some of them
giants as tall as 9 ft. or even taller. The giant named
Goliath that David killed with his slingshot was
9 ft. tall. So there were giants in those days.
Some of these men and boys went exploring
to Borneo and caught female orangutans and
took them to South America and had sex with
them and created the Indians. The men and boys
that stayed in Africa caught female gorillas and
had sex with them and created the Africans.
When scientists found the bones in Africa they
thought we evolved naturally from a female
chimpanzee. But it wasn’t a natural evolution it
was a man made evolution. That’s where all the
Bigfoot and Orangutan creatures come from. They
are half man and half gorilla and half man and
half orangutan. They use to call the Indians the
red man. The orangutan has reddish hair. When
those men bred out the hair the Indian’s skin
remained red. The gorilla has black hair and skin.
When those men bred out the hair the African’s
skin remained black. Some of the Indians and
Africans are tall. And some of the Bigfoot and
Orangutan creatures are tall. They are tall because
some of the men that created them were tall. Some
scientists believe that we evolved naturally from
a female chimpanzee. Have you ever seen an 8 ft.
tall chimpanzee? I haven’t either. Bigfoot migrated
up through Africa and came into the United States
at the top of Africa when they were connected by
land. The Orangutan creatures migrated up
through Central America and came into the United
States like the Indians did later on. Some of the
first Europeans that saw the Africans said that
the African women had genitals that resembled
that of a gorilla. The creature that Roger Patterson
and Bob Gimlin filmed on October 20 1967 was
half man and half gorilla. It was a female Bigfoot
that they named Patty. Patty was not a man in a
costume, she is not our missing link and she is
not a figment of our imagination. Patty was a
creature that was created by men that had sex
with female gorillas and orangutans a long time
ago. Believe it or not, man created his own
evolution. In 1915 the world’s population was 1.8
Billion people. In 2009 the world’s population was
6.8 Billion people. In 94 years the world’s
population increased by 5 Billion people. That’s
only one lifetime. In 500 years that will be over 25
Billion people. If there is poverty, starvation,
global warming and a hole in the ozone layer now,
what do you think it will be like in 500 years?
Save your generations from suffering a miserable
and horrible end. Stop creating and if you have
children tell them when they grow up not to create.
And just remember this. God is forever, but we
ain’t. Please help spread this message to the
entire world.
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